Tuesday, November 08, 2005
NO OFFENCE TO THE MALE SEX. =D
Hmm. The differences of being boys and girls.
When boys are dumb = cute.
Girls are dumb = hahahahha stupid, but still cute.
Boys are silly = funny.
Girls are silly = childish.
Boys sleep around = playboy.
Girls sleep around = slut.
Boys whine = sissy.
Girls whine = awww. CRYBABY.
Boys care about looks = vain.
Girls care about looks = normal.
Boys are rude = Ah beng.
Girls are rude = Ah lian.
Boys scold vulgarities = Normal.
Girls scold vulgarities = Bitch.
Boys cry = Oh my gawd.
Girls cry = shutupla.
Boys don't need to give birth and doesn't PMS. Therefore, they have lesser mood swings.
However, they need to go NS -MUAHAHAHHAA- and that is for paying back - to all the jerks.
The show Man-Oh-Man said that they need to work out everyday and blahblahblah.
And they need to have muscles, tans, and even a smaller waist.
But wtf.
Is that harder to achieve than hourglass figures?
We need to have large breasts and a tiny waist. What a proportion. When you get skinny, your d**ks don't get any smaller.
What do you think we women are starving ourselves - for a better world, dieting - for? We are just trying to outshine each other, huh?
Pfft.
And the men still don't get women. They can get so spastic.
-rants- I believe in the equal balance of both sexes and contribution with tolerance for the opposite in order to obtain a more peaceful world without sex wars. I mean, the war of sexes.
But women are 3 times more than men.
Wow.
GIRL POWER <3
[Some words are censored just so that the teachers/parents peeking at my blog will be happier. Hopefully they won't read this.]
jinyao-7:52 PM!